Work for which I receive compensation has decided that NO FUN IS TO BE HAD TODAY and has me, you know, actually doing my job during working hours. Let this be a lesson to all of you college kids or those without jobs and with enormous amounts of free time, win the lottery because work ruins EVERYTHING. Always.
Until I emerge from my death stare at my computer monitor and an endless number of requests to do stuff, enjoy the Derek Dooley Halloween costume*.
*Does not include mother who tells everyone within earshot that it is a great costume and deserves to be at many, many more Halloweens.