Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Sean Penn Helps Explain What Memphis Just Did

The Memphis Tigers, once a program that could best be described as "they'll give Ole Miss fits," has become the worst football team I've ever seen (conveniently after the Ole Miss series ended).  In two games, they've been outscored 106-17 by Mississippi State and regional non-power Arkansas State.  They are currently ranked 113th (253.5 yards/game) in total offense, 114th (8.5 ppg) in scoring offense, 120th (628.0 yards/game and dead last) in total defense, and 118th (53.0 ppg) in scoring defense.  And from the one game I watched, they appear to be the least organized team in America, all the way down to fourth grade YMCA flag football teams.

So how have they set about to remedy this problem?  By canning defensive coordinator Jay Hopson.  This action's effect is most accurately demonstrated by Sean Penn, trying to do whatever it was he thought he could do post-Katrina in a jon boat:

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