Friday, September 02, 2011
NO ONE CARES ANYMORE. Also, even with Austin Peay on the schedule, Memphis has a real shot at the perfect 0-12 season. Someone should make a YouTube video of their first half against Mississippi State set to circus music. And don't you try to hide, Kentucky. I watched, lost my vision for the better part of the night, but I watched. You may allow Ole Miss to reach two, maybe even three SEC wins this season. That is, if you are even an SEC team.
People call me crazy when I tell them I’ve never been to Athens, which has always been described to me as being “just like Oxford but a little bit crazier and with lots more bars.” This leads me to believe if I ever actually spent a weekend there I would be deceased by Sunday morning.
Athens is a giant Oxford without the Grove, meaning that your Friday and Saturday nights will be strong to quite strong, provided you are not a member of the Georgia football team. If you are, you can expect to be arrested just because you're probably about to do something really dumb. Sort of like a Minority Report for misdemeanors.
Posted by Gray at 9:23 AM