SETTING: Post-apocalyptic SEC
TIME: Whenever the hell the game is normally played
PLACE: The tattered remains of Jordan-Hare Stadium
COMBATANTS, CHOOSE YOUR WEAPONS
NOW ATTACK EACH OTHER WITH GREAT ZEAL, UNRIVALED VIOLENCE AND A HATE THAT IS BRED ONLY IN THE SEC
I've always wondered what would make men just run into a sword or spear. That guy in the middle of the picture...the one with all the blood...did he not see that 7 foot long saber just hanging out at his stomach? A sword like that isn't easily transitioned from one position to another. Let this be a lesson to all of you, look down before you attack.
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