Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Recap Of Florida's Spring Practice

As spring football practices wind down across the SEC and country, it's important that we learn as much as we can about what happened at as many schools as we can.  There's no way we'll make it to all of them, but, dammit, we will try (I suggest keeping your hopes as low as possible).

Today, Florida:

"One more time, people.  Say it with me now, 'BOOM, MOTHER@$*%#$!!!'  NOW LET'S GO TO WORK!"

I hope for Charlie Weis' sake that come September, he is up in the booth and not recreating the Great Salt Lake on the sideline in Gainesville.

Urban Meyer stopped by to see how things were going.
(Drink in my Photoshop skills)

John Brantley's passing accuracy picked up right where it finished 2010.

Some good friends dropped by to ask a few questions.

After a rocky start, Weis found a more comfortable role for Brantley.

"You may have destroyed that headset I just gave you, but you will not, I repeat, WILL NOT destroy the schematic advantage. ARE WE CLEAR?"

"Yes, sir."

"Good. Oh, wow, is it always this hot down here?"

"It's only April. It doesn't get really hot until August."

"So it's gonna be worse than this?"

"Yes, sir, and there will be humidity too."

"I see."

/injects Sonic ice into veins

"Supporters of Florida: Look! Shiny objects to distract you from an 8-5 season and the upcoming season which will take a similar route!"

Coach Spurrier, what do you think of your statue?

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