Houston Nutt's Circle of Circles

I'm a day late to this nonsensical party, but The World of the Uninvested is full of paths that are difficult to negotiate.  In a move that takes his LOOK-OUT-MY-HAIR-IS-ON-FIRE-OH-HEY-POTATO-CHIPS behavior up a notch or 70, Houston Nutt had this thing printed and posted in the indoor practice facility at Ole Miss.

Explaining in his words, so, no, I did not make this up, Nutt said, "Started back in January, as soon as they got back we made what we call a Circle of Champions. That’s a Circle of Excellence. And what that means is we want everybody to do it the right way.”

So, if you're trying to keep up, it was made as a Circle of Champions, but is a Circle of Excellence. Either the Circle of Champions is hidden from sight, morphed into the Circle of Excellence, or Nutt can't remember where he put the Circle of Champions and had a Circle of Excellence printed. I've got my money riding on number three there.

Like any good Rebel though, I'll get behind anything as long as it doesn't bring shame and horrible embarrassment on the school, or wins more than four damn football games a season. With that in mind, let's find out just what lives in Houston Nutt's Circles of Excellence, Untrustables, Uncommitted, and the World of the Uninvested.

Circle of Excellence (Possibly Circle of Champions, but we'll never know)
The Circle of Champions
The Circle of Excellence
Ice Cream
Catfish
Dependent Clauses
Mamas
Grandmamas
Uno
Sweater Vests and Loafers
Playcalling

Circle of the Untrustables
Grape Kool-Aid
Cows
Washers and Dryers
Easter Bunny
The Facebooks
Twitterin'
Repetition
Wind
Suspension Bridges
Jevan Snead

Circle of the Uncommitted
Gus Malzahn
Olive Branch
Waivers
Turquoise
Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper
Puerto Rico
50%
Independents
Guns n' Roses
Visors

The World of the Uninvested
Boogie Man
Pterodactyls
The Nintendos
Ball Caps
Track Suits
Freedom of Information Acts
Attention to Detail
California
Locusts
The Kelvin Scale