My apologies for not informing you of my travel plans for Friday and the weekend, and thanks to Delta's we'll-screw-you-over-because-we-can-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha attitude, those plans extended into today (I've also been up since 4:30 in the AM, so let me double down on a hearty BURN IN A FIRE to Delta). So, for those of you who came here Friday and today looking for something to delay what you really need to be doing by five minutes and expressed mild outrage or disgust at what you assumed to be my laziness in not having something new up, now you know that it was not total laziness, but laziness was merely a contributor.
While I have nothing new for today (see: AM, 4:30), I do have a pair of travel tips from someone who travels great distances almost never. One, and probably the most important travel tip ever, when forced to eat a meal of food in an airport, your top priority is selecting an establishment and dish that will be the least likely to hold you hostage in the airplane bathroom. Taste or nutritional value should never be considered. If you find yourself staring down the barrel of a Popeye's, local Chinese stir fry place, or Buffalo Wild Wings, you'd be better off just eating napkins. And two, Wendy's does not have cheddar cheese in the kitchen, Mr. Eating Way Out Of His Element in the Atlanta airport. Cheese at Wendy's is yellow, and while probably not a flavor, it is the only flavor they serve.
As for the point of all of this, things should be back to normal operating procedures starting tomorrow.