Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Five Words and Pictures That Adequately Describe Florida's Season Thus Far

SUPERIORITY

Two Days Before the Miami (OH) Game: "John Brantley will offer exactly a zero percent decline in quarterback from Tim Tebow. If anything, he will throw for EVEN MORE TOUCHDOWNS."

INVINCIBLE

One Day Before the Miami (OH) Game: "FINALLY, A REAL PASSING QUARTERBACK."

STUNNED

Day After the Miami (OH) Game: "Wait, you're telling me a quarterback who has never taken a meaningful snap and is not a great athlete is a significant drop-off from the greatest quarterback in the history of college football? Has Urban lead me astray?"

HOW

Day After the South Florida Game: "Where did the supersonic engine go? What are we, POOR?"

ANGST

Day After the Tennessee Game: "This is safe, right? I mean, we're good, right? Shouldn't be worried about anything, should I? Cool? I do like its classic feel."

"What do all these lights on the dashboard mean?"

2 comments:

  1. not as good as the Ole Miss one, but still classic.

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  2. not that anyone cares, but watch this and look at chad jones leg...

    http://www.wwltv.com/news/Chad-Jones-I-will-play-football-again.html

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