Two Days Before the Miami (OH) Game: "John Brantley will offer exactly a zero percent decline in quarterback from Tim Tebow. If anything, he will throw for EVEN MORE TOUCHDOWNS."
One Day Before the Miami (OH) Game: "FINALLY, A REAL PASSING QUARTERBACK."
Day After the Miami (OH) Game: "Wait, you're telling me a quarterback who has never taken a meaningful snap and is not a great athlete is a significant drop-off from the greatest quarterback in the history of college football? Has Urban lead me astray?"
Day After the South Florida Game: "Where did the supersonic engine go? What are we, POOR?"
Day After the Tennessee Game: "This is safe, right? I mean, we're good, right? Shouldn't be worried about anything, should I? Cool? I do like its classic feel."
"What do all these lights on the dashboard mean?"