"I'm sorry, I thought you said we would NOT be starting a plodding, delicate, jelly-armed middle-aged white man at quarterback this year. You did?"
/vomit and the shakes ensue
"So you say that black man that is the size of seven Chris Todds is our new quarterback? What is his name? Cameron? What a beautiful creature!"
"He looks nothing like what we've had since Dameyune Craig! Huzzah!"
While Jason Campbell was indeed a black quarterback, he was essentially Daniel Cobb with a stronger arm.
Behold! The New Israel has been chosen! The great prophet Chizik has spoken!
Does that look like an easy place to win a football game if you're the visiting team?