Who: Ole Miss and Vanderbilt
What: An alleged game of football between the two
Where: Vanderbilt Stadium, Nashville, Tennessee
When: September 17th, 2011, Jefferson Pilot Standard Time
Game Time Temperature:
Why: Good question.
"They have to play sometime, I guess." - SEC Schedule Maker
Announcers: Dave Neal, Andre Ware, and they'll-try-to-slip-another-Dave-in-there-somewhere
Reasons to Watch: Ha. SURELY YOU JEST.
Does not compute request
Historical Evidence That This Game Has Been Played at 11:30 Since 1794:
Drink in the humidity
I crawled through the the cobwebs of my ever-fading memory and determined that from the 1998-2010 seasons, Ole Miss and Vandy played at JP Standard Time 10 out of a possible 13 times, including nine straight from '98-'06 (I don't know what the hell happened from 2007-2009). The 2011 version makes 11 of 14 times. Because of this, I will hate Dave Neal for as long as my lungs are filled with air, which is a shame, because he seems like a nice man.