Monday, June 27, 2011
Russell Wilson Will Attempt to Choose Wisely
Wilson, formerly of the NC State Wolfpack, will allegedly make his decision this afternoon on where he will attend school in the fall, but mostly play college football ("THAT DANGED JEREMIAH MASOLI NEVER WENT TO A DAY OF CLASS" -No one, because Ole Miss was 4-8 last year). The final two schools on his list are Auburn and Wisconsin, but the possibility remains that he'll choose to continue playing minor league baseball. To help put his options in perspective, I give you pictures that represent words I was too lazy to write.
Sometimes, they don't even wait until you're out of your uniform.
Only when supplies of Natty Light run out.
Will not be at Wisconsin.
EDIT BEFORE I COULD EVEN FINISH THIS:
Wilson chose Wisconsin over Auburn and baseball.
Posted by Gray at 11:20 AM