Happy Signing Day, Everyone

I hope your team gets exactly zero of the players it wants and Ole Miss gets all 87 of its targeted players.  And for you recruits delaying your physical signing until later today, or even later this month, instead of doing what everyone else does and getting this thing over by 11 AM, I hope you fail to qualify, go to junior college and become a part of the first ever 100-man signing class at Ole Miss in 2013.