Five Words and Pictures That Adequately Describe LSU's Season Thus Far

DONTKNOWTHERULES

"Hey, look what happened.  I guess I win, right?"

OFCOURSEITWAS

"I found it right outside my backdoor.  Neat, huh?"

ILIKEWHERETHISISGOING

"And to think, I almost bet on red!"

ITSALLINTHEWRIST

"Pulling the handle is hard work!"

GETOUTOFTHEWAY

"Excuse me, justice and order.  I've got an undefeated season in which to make my attendance known."