Tuesday, October 12, 2010

Five Words and Pictures That Adequately Describe South Carolina's Season Thus Far


"So that Tebow asshole finally graduated, Mark Richt is Mark Richt, Tennessee, well, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH, and Garcia finally might stay under control this year. Oh no, we should win shouldn't we? Oh dammit. Oh dammit. We're going to choke aren't we?"


"Out of the way, you silly Bulldogs. Lattimore means we don't need large and occasionally toxic doses of Garcia!  We have no concerns now!"


"Four turnovers in the fourth quarter?  Lack of discipline, you will forever haunt my dreams."


"Is there a third option that doesn't involve the unstructured and often destructive freelancing abilities of Garcia or the not-sure-what-the-hell-is-going-on-look of Connor Shaw?"


"Yes, I think I will be the first coach ever to give MYSELF the game ball.  Can't believe I didn't think of this before."

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