Friday, June 22, 2007

Friday Classic Conversation

This week's Classic Conversation comes from the second worst movie ever made, Con Air, starring Nicolas Cage and a host of others who tried to attempt career suicide. Unfortunately for the free world, Cage's career survived and he went on to make many more terrible movies.

As for our scene today, Cage has just gone down into the storage area of the plane only to discover Billy Bedlam rummaging through his personal effects, including the cherished crappy bunny he wants to give his daughter. Bedlam also learns that Cameron Poe is not the hardened criminal he's made himself out to be. It's safe to say, things quickly escalate....

Cameron Poe: Put the bunny back in the box.

Billy Bedlam: I knew you was a punk. And I was right. You been playin' us all along. You a free man.

Cameron Poe: I said, put the bunny......back in the box.

Billy Bedlam: Die punk!!!!! (Fight ensues with lots of groping and punching. It finally ends when Poe impales Bedlam on a broken pipe.)

Cameron Poe: Why couldn't you put the bunny back in the box?

And that, my friends, is what we call acting.

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