If I Had an Air Horn That You Could Hear, I'd Blast It for 10 Seconds Before Making This Announcement

On Monday, just 10 short days away from the start of college football season, and 12 days from the start of SEC play, a few changes are in order around here.  First, my team of writers and researchers, mostly composed of small Chinese children chained to notepads (computers and typewriters are expensive; plus, I got a great deal on a lease for a fax machine) is being freed from their duties here.  Sorry, but they'll have to make do with only working two jobs instead of three.

Second, and the reason I bought this air horn, two real, live people will be joining me in writing material for this space.  I'll let them introduced themselves on Monday, but I can assure you that they, like me, are in no way qualified to write about anything (horrible movies excluded).  By adding some additional writers (a loose use of the word, I know), I hope to increase the amount of content you'll find here each day, which will hopefully bring you back several times a day as you distract yourself from whatever it is you should be doing.  And maybe this will also stop you from saying, "Ugh, I know that lazy ass Gray hasn't written anything new.  Why bother even checking."  (HOW DARE YOU.  BUT IT'S TRUE.)

So anyway, there's all of that.  We've got some other things planned as well (the actual execution?  IFFY at best), which, at the very least, will be marginal to decent wastes of your time.  Until Monday, I urge you to stay out of the bars frequented by Jordan Jefferson.