Here's to You Brock Berlin

Quite simply, this is the hardest hit I've ever seen in a football game. Miami wide receiver Roscoe Parrish got absolutely obliterated in the Miami/Florida State game a couple of years ago. He got hit so hard, he ended up being taken to the hospital for INTERNAL BLEEDING. That doesn't happen in football games, more like car wrecks. Maybe he should have stayed strong on his Ole Miss commitment and he would have avoided this. Then again, Bill Flowers did get his spleen lacerated by a Vanderbilt defensive back. I digress....

The 4-2-5 In All Its Glory

In case you were not there in person to experience the worst performance by a passing defense in the history of Division I football, here's your chance to see it. These are the highlights from the Ole Miss/Texas Tech game set to Metallica's Wherever I May Roam. For the record, I almost puked when I watched this.

I Wish You Weren't a Liar

Brian Walker needs to actually get hit by a pitch before thinking his arm is broken.

Tom Cruise Has Two Left Feet

Tom Cruise takes time out from pimping his new movie to absolutely horrify the good folks at BET with his attempt at dancing.

The Greatest Confrontation Ever

Iceman: You two really are cowboys



Maverick: What's your problem, Kazanski?



Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go up in the air, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.



Maverick: That's right! Ice...man. I am dangerous.