Packing Up The Moving Van

In a bit of news that's probably way too exciting for a Wednesday (feels more like Friday news), The Belly of the Beast is loading the van and headed to a new home in the next day or so. I'm taking this 32-cent dog and pony show over the the Bloguin network after they contacted and invited me to join their ranks (FOOLS!), thus ending this marginally glorious run at the blogger site.

Now, what all of this means is that I'm pretty sure nothing will go as planned, as all moves tend to do, and the gas will take at least three days to get turned on and acquiring TV/Internet will be the normal soul-draining ordeal it has come to be. So I ask for some patience as I try to make things, at a bare minimum, four to eight percent fully operational at the new place. The URL will remain the same and should direct you to the new host. If not, I will curse and point at my computer, which I'm sure will fix things right away.

So, barring the moving van careening into a canyon, this should be the final post on the blogger site. Until we meet again at the new place, I leave you with a message from Bodhi:

Terror Comes in Three Forms for Georgia Fans and Players

Mark Richt announced to day that three of his four scholarship running backs, including starter Isaiah Crowell, would be suspended for Saturday's game against New Mexico State for an alleged failed drug test OH IT WAS SO FAILED DRUG TEST. Adding to the lack of depth is the injury to backup Richard Samuel, who was injured on the last play of the game against Florida, and will be out for a month. Fortunately for the Bulldogs, they'll be using their walk-on backs against New Mexico State, a team with a 25% chance of getting lost on the way to the stadium.

With these suspensions, there are now three things, up from two, of which Georgia fans and players should live in constant fear:

Visual Evidence Houston Nutt Can Communicate With Bald Eagles

First, video of a bald eagle telling Nutt that countering Auburn's third quarter adjustments is going to be the key to winning the second half of last Saturday's game.



Nutt's response:

"EEEEEEEEE. EEEEEEEEE. EEEEEE. WE'RE GONNA STRETCH MORE AND GET OUT THERE A LITTLE EARLY. EEEEEEEE. THAT SHOULD DO IT. EEEEEEEE. EEEEEEEEEE."

Listen to the eagles, coach. They know more than you think.

Also, to further use the Nutt shrieking eagle face, and to show what 11 straight SEC losses looks like, I've marked the Ole Miss schedules from 2010 and 2011 with the greatest face Nutt has never made to show you how sad it's all become.




I HATE ALL OF THIS SO MUCH.